Training cats, had Spooky, Boots and Fig within 3ft eating on patio first thing in rain. Boots was last, hesitant but hungry. Boots owns house, I just pay bills. Spooky is a new kitten. Figuero is a stray. Boots and Fig fought over past years. All abandoned. I’m learning patience by training cats. I don’t need to spray chemicals. Cats eat or kill mice, scorpions, roaches, and anything out of balance to the environment. Alert me as well. No mess, or noise. Clean, affectionate but retain prerogative. I’m learning patience by training cats everyday. Always been impulsive, impatient, and sometimes imposing. I believe work oneself before helping others, make America Great 2.
I want to meet you, the first to welcome in a crowded company. But, play nice, like me, okay to play to win. I do too. Touch me once, I’ll even turn to listen. Keep angels on one side and Aristotle on the other as we negotiate. If we disagree and can’t meditate, at least agree to disagree. Touch me twice then you’ll see Newton’s 3rd Law of Thermodynamics. Every action has consequences, even words. I try hard to say what I do and do what I say. I don’t make threats anymore. Useless.
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